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$16.95
Category: Birthday
Greeting inside:
Growing old and wise
Means wrinkles ’round the eyes
Unless you’re filthy rich
And fix them stitch by stitch.
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$16.95
Category: Birthday
Greeting inside:
You’re getting better with the years,
They tell us, as your birthday nears;
In fact, so many years have gone,
There’s little to improve upon.
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$16.95
Category: Birthday
Greeting inside:
Act delighted for a while.
Cut the cake. Pretend to smile.
Watch your silly friends have fun.
Plot revenge on everyone.
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$16.95
Category: Birthday
Greeting inside:
Your birthday somehow slipped my brain.
Politely, you did not complain.
Forgive me and we’ll start anew:
Consider this card next year’s, too. |
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$16.95
Category: Birthday
Greeting inside:
You think you’re old? Don’t cry to me.
I’ve got arthritis in my knee.
My hearing’s weak; my eyesight, too.
To me, you look as good as new!
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$16.95
Category: Birthday
Greeting inside:
I thought I’d mail you this,
A juicy birthday kiss . . .
But since I licked the stamp,
The kiss is barely damp.
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This item is sold out and no longer available |
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$16.95
Category: Birthday
Greeting inside:
The symptoms normally include
The fear of cake and birthday food
And, in its final, fatal stage,
Refusal to admit one’s age.
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$16.95
Category: Birthday
Greeting inside:
Happy Birthday, says the moon;
Have another birthday soon.
Happy Birthday, say the stars;
You can borrow one of ours.
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$16.95
Category: Birthday
Greeting inside:
Advice for those
with birthday fears:
Don’t count your age
in doggy years.
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